THE HAIRCUT

SAMUEL WENT WITH HIS DADDY AND PAPAW TO GET A HAIRCUT A FEW WEEKS AGO.  hERE IS HOW (ROUGHLY) THE CONVERSATION WENT:

S:  Daddy are we getting our haircut?

D:  Yes, buddy we are.

S:  ARe you getting your haircut too?

D:  We are all getting our haircut, why?

S:  But Daddy,  I have more hair than you....you don't need  a haircut.....you don't have any hair.....

Needless to say David was depressed all day.  How do they know just how to hit us where it hurts....even at this young age?